To make your hips and thighs look slim on the beach, dig two tunnels under your thighs and make a small dent in the sand for your bottom. Place your towel over the top and sit in the dug out area. Hey presto, no bulging thighs and hips. Always stand 3/4 on for photographs ….. really slimming Stand next to a person fatter than you whenever possible and never ever befriend a real skinny!!! Always eat in private, if people never see you eat, they’ll believe you when you say you have a thyroid …

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